Hingle McCringleberry. THE Ohio State University. Real vs. Key & Peele Names

key and peele football character bismo funyuns

Don’t you CALL me Bismo Bugles!

Once again Wednesday, my favorite skit-sters Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele delivered, in honor of football bowl season, their lead-up to the annual “East-West Bowl” with the usual curious characters, including a player who speaks in Morse Code and one named for a popular, onion-y snack.

Of course what’s really going on is “Key & Peele’s” gentle skewering of some African-American athlete name choices. But the truth is, black, white, male, female–there are some pretty odd or downright unfortunate sports names out there. So I wonder, can you tell which of these names are real, and which are Key & Peele? (Scroll down for answers.)

And speaking of weird names, you need look no further than some of this year’s bowl games. Famous Idaho Potato? Royal Purple Las Vegas? AdvoCare V100? Think I’ll watch my Key & Peele reruns. OK here we go….

  1. Tyrell Smoochie-Wallace
  2. Craphonso Ja’won Thorpe
  3. Ibrahim Moizoos
  4. Phyllis Mangina
  5. God Shammgod
  6. L’Carpetron Dookmarriot
  7. Jenni Asserholt
  8. Quatro Quatro
  9. Coco Crisp
  10. Ozmataz Buckshank
  11. Dick Trickle
  12. Fartrell Cluggins
  13. Dick Felt
  14. Elipses Corter
  15. Richie Incognito
  16. Nyquillus Dillwad
  17. Dean Windass
  18. Decatholac Mango
  19. Irina Slutskaya
  20. Goolius Boozler

—ANSWERS—

(Scroll down…)

*

*

*

  1. Tyrell Smoochie-Wallace: K&P
  2. Craphonso Ja’won “Cro” Thorpe: REAL. Professional wide receiver for numerous NFL and Canadian teams, currently a free agent
  3. Ibrahim Moizoos: K&P
  4. Phyllis Mangina: REAL. Former Seton Hall women’s basketball coach.
  5. God Shammgod: REAL. Former professional basketball point guard for the Washington Wizards
  6. L’Carpetron Dookmarriot: K&P
  7. Jenni Asserholt: REAL. Swedish hockey player
  8. Quatro Quatro: K&P
  9. Covelli Loyce “Coco” Crisp: REAL. Professional center fielder for the Oakland As
  10. Ozmataz Buckshank: K&P
  11. Richard “Dick” Trickle: REAL. American multi-champion racecar driver
  12. Fartrell Cluggins: K&P
  13. Dick Felt: REAL. Former American Football League defensive back for the New York Titans and the Boston Patriots
  14. Elipses Corter: K&P
  15. Richard Dominick “Richie” Incognito, Jr.: REAL. NFL guard currently on indefinite suspension for harassment of Miami Dolphins teammate Jonathan Martin
  16. Nyquillus Dillwad: K&P
  17. Dean Windass: REAL. English former professional soccer player for Bradford City
  18. Decatholac Mango: K&P
  19. Irina Slutskaya: REAL. Russian figure skater and Olympic medalist
  20. Goolius Boozler: K&P
Advertisements

2 thoughts on “Hingle McCringleberry. THE Ohio State University. Real vs. Key & Peele Names

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s